David's Bachelor Party (Boys Only)!!! - H3 After Dark #89

Accidental Live Broadcast [00:00:00]

• The hosts realized they had been broadcasting for approximately 25-30 minutes without anyone watching.
• They had believed they were live, with one host even announcing, "David, we're live."
• The realization dawned when the chat was filled with "tomatoes" and questions about why no one was watching.

  "bro we did it david we're live like that was like 20 30 minutes ago"

"Boys Night" for Woofy [00:01:15]

• The only "viewer" of the unbroadcast show was Woofy, a mod, who was listening on a private feed.
• The hosts humorously acknowledged doing the show for Woofy.
• Dan checked the chat and saw "tomatoes," realizing they weren't live.

  "these dumbasses were live i swear to god"

Dan Joins "Boys Night" [00:03:40]

• Dan was brought into the "Boys Night" segment, discussing Warhammer, a known special interest.
• The hosts used keywords to engage Dan, particularly about Warhammer.
• This segment was considered bonus content that might be shared with members or highlights.

  "he was gonna talk to dan forever and he was like using keywords to lure him in to start talking about warhammer"

AOC's Egg Freezing Journey [00:08:10]

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez began her egg-freezing journey, sharing it on Instagram.
• The topic became a "man topic" on Twitter, with conservative men offering opinions.
• The hosts questioned why men were policing AOC's decision to freeze her eggs.

  "why do men like especially like conservative men care about a woman freezing her eggs just for herself"

Conservative Reactions to AOC [00:09:40]

• Matt Walsh commented on AOC's age and the "baffling" desire to have children late in life.
• The discussion touched on the concept of "geriatric pregnancy."
• The hosts noted that many people now have children later in life due to financial reasons.

  "let's start counting days of each woman in this world and like how old is she if she got pregnant now it would technically be a geriatric pregnancy"

Twitter's Rage Bait [00:11:30]

• The hosts discussed how Twitter incentivizes "rage baiting" for engagement and monetization.
• They observed that the motivation behind many tweets is to generate clicks and reactions.
• The "engagement" on Twitter was described as "crazy" and "messed up."

  "the motivation behind what everyone is saying is to try and get paid off of these tweets"

AOC's Breakup and Narrative Control [00:13:40]

• News broke that AOC had split from her fiancé, Riley Roberts.
• This announcement shifted the narrative from her egg-freezing to her personal life.
• The hosts suggested this was a strategic move by AOC to regain control of the conversation.

  "now everyone wants to hear me talk about what happened with me and this guy and not your little nonsense that's so small now compared to my long time fiance and i"

AOC's "Thirst Trapping" and "Fixing Her" [00:16:00]

• Following her breakup, AOC posted workout videos, which some interpreted as "thirst trapping."
• Commenters, including figures like Clavicular, expressed interest in dating her.
• The hosts noted the irony of those who previously criticized AOC now showing interest.

  "i can fix her i'll marry her dude let's go"

Paris Baguette Safety Concerns [00:24:00]

• A reel about Paris Baguette's sea-level executives dancing sparked criticism for lack of diversity.
• A tragic incident was revealed: a female employee was found dead in a sauce mixer machine.
• The incident occurred on a graveyard shift, with the employee reportedly working alone.

  "an unnamed female employee was reportedly working their graveyard shift and um she had been operating a sauce mixer alone"

Paris Baguette's Response [00:26:30]

• Despite the fatal accident, Paris Baguette resumed production the next day.
• The machine was allegedly covered with a white sheet, and employees were instructed to work nearby.
• The hosts questioned the lack of concern for the victim's colleagues and the unsanitary conditions.

  "instead of suspending operations okay paris baguette resumed production the next day"

Bread for the Funeral Guests [00:28:00]

• Paris Baguette sent bread as a care package to the funeral guests of the deceased employee.
• This action was met with outrage, with many calling it insensitive and "psychological warfare."
• The company explained it was a routine procedure, but the hosts argued it showed carelessness.

  "how can they send bread from the place where she died does that make a psychological warfare"

Previous Incident at Paris Baguette [00:30:30]

• A few years prior, another employee had their arm caught in a machine.
• This employee was not sent to the hospital because they were a temporary worker.
• The hosts criticized the company's treatment of temporary employees.

  "they were not a full-time employee and they were rather a three months temporary employee"

Brad Pitt's Return to Drinking [00:32:30]

• An Esquire article titled "A Monday with Brad Pitt" discussed his return to drinking after seven years of sobriety.
• The article was described as "cringy" and "sensual," focusing on Pitt's daily activities.
• The hosts questioned the purpose of the article and its focus on Pitt's personal life.

  "he goes to work he unwraps a wedge of yellow gouda from its supermarket shrink wrap and slices almost the whole thing"

Brad Pitt's "Cool" Outfit and Age [00:36:00]

• The article described Brad Pitt's outfit, including gold parachute pants, as "pretty much the coolest outfit ever."
• The hosts discussed Pitt's age and the article's focus on his "boomer" status.
• They questioned the article's intent, suggesting it was written for "50-year-old men."

  "it's somehow pretty much the coolest uh outfit ever"

Brad Pitt's "Controlled" Drinking [00:39:00]

• Pitt stated he is "back to drinking in a more restrained manner" after getting "overconfident."
• He explained he can have a few drinks but not a lot, emphasizing professionalism.
• The hosts compared this to Shia LaBeouf's approach to sobriety and drinking.

  "actually i'm back to drinking in a more restrained manner i got overconfident a couple times went yep nope not good for me not in big quantities"

Conor McGregor Supports Brad Pitt [00:43:00]

• Conor McGregor tweeted in support of Brad Pitt, announcing he would also start drinking.
• McGregor's tweet was an advertisement for a "creamy stout."
• The hosts questioned McGregor's acting "career" and his past actions, like throwing a chair at a bus.

  "i've decided to have a few pints of the world's creamiest stout hey oh chill bro"

"Hear Me Out" Cakes [00:47:00]

• The hosts presented their "hear me out" cakes, featuring niche or controversial takes.
• David's included eating burgers before fries, putting fries on burgers, and washing hands after touching sticky things.
• Harley's included the idea of rain being enjoyable and the preference for condos over houses.

  "hear me out this is what i do when i eat a burger and fries okay i eat the whole burger before i even touch the fries"

Gravlax vs. Smoked Salmon [00:54:00]

• David expressed a strong preference for gravlax (cured salmon) over smoked salmon.
• He lamented the lack of gravlax availability in stores.
• The hosts discussed the difference between the two preparations.

  "i don't know why people don't sell it here i don't know why it's not we we have that we have that"

Millennials vs. Gen Z [00:58:00]

• The hosts debated the merits of millennials, defending them as good workers.
• They contrasted millennials with Gen Z figures like Clavicular and Sneako.
• The discussion touched on PewDiePie and MrBeast as prominent figures from different generations.

  "millennials should not be shamed around the world for their pausing for their the millennial pause"

Kayak Commercial Analysis [01:00:30]

• The hosts analyzed a Kayak commercial targeting millennials.
• They found the ad annoying and questioned its effectiveness and messaging.
• The ad suggested millennials should book trips on the app, which the hosts found redundant.

  "this is millennial humor i'm just like kayak this is not millennial humor this is advertising"

Reels Competition [01:04:00]

• Harley and David presented their "reels" for a competition.
• Harley's reels included a "cookout, head, and Black Ops" scenario and an ad for a cheating app.
• David's reels featured a naked DJ, a singing chipmunk, and AI-generated content.

  "i got me and my man some cookout and after that i'm gonna give him some head and then we're gonna go play black ops for the rest of the night"

Eurovision and Bulgarian Hosting [01:11:00]

• The hosts discussed the Eurovision music competition and how the winning country hosts the next event.
• Bulgaria won Eurovision, and their official Instagram account posted a welcoming reel.
• The reel was praised for its creativity and effectiveness.

  "the countries that is that is winning each year they usa baby next they become the next uh uh and that's why they're scared to usa"

AI-Generated Content and "Jerk Fest" [01:13:00]

• The hosts discussed AI-generated content, including reels that appeared to be AI-edited.
• A reel promoting "Jerk Fest" in Toronto was shown, with hosts debating its nature.
• The conversation touched on the increasing prevalence of AI in content creation.

  "i am proclaiming june 16 2026 as jerk fest day in toronto"

David's Impending Marriage [01:17:30]

• David announced that this would be his last show for the week as he is getting married.
• He will be a "married man" upon his return.
• The hosts joked about him using the Kayak app to book his honeymoon.

  "i will not be here for friday's show and when i come back you'll be married"

Final Thoughts and Goodbyes [01:19:00]

• The hosts thanked the viewers and guests for tuning in.
• They teased upcoming content, including Friday's episode without David.
• The show ended with a final "David bend over" joke.

  "thank you so much for watching we'll see we'll see you later bye bye"