Women Shouldn’t Sh*t Or Fart In Front Of Men I CLUB SHAY SHAY

The $40 Tip Fiasco [00:00:00]

• A guest shared a story about a date where the bill came to $300, with an additional $40 tip.
• When the credit card declined for the tip, the guest paid the entire amount.
• The companion's inability to cover the $40 tip, and lack of alternative payment, led to the end of the relationship.

  "Declines. This man, $40, Claire?"

Financial Insecurity as a Relationship Ender [00:01:46]

• A guest broke up with someone who stated they weren't used to dating men like him, describing himself as a "simple guy."
• The man expressed concern about affording dates, mentioning a $140 dinner bill as expensive.
• This financial insecurity and perceived lack of ambition were dealbreakers.

  "I can't afford to just be taking you out on dates all the time."

The Deliberate Towel Flip [00:03:10]

• A guest recounted ending a relationship because their partner would deliberately turn towels inside out.
• This act was seen as a passive-aggressive response during arguments.
• Despite attempts to communicate preferences, the behavior persisted, indicating deliberate defiance.

  "It became abundantly clear. Oh, it's happened more than once? Yes."

The Unforgivable Fart [00:04:26]

• A guest stated that a partner passing gas in front of them is an absolute no-go.
• This is based on advice from their mother, who believed men should never know when a woman is using the bathroom.
• The guest would even go to extreme lengths, like using a different bathroom or leaving the house, to avoid such situations.

  "And he said, you know, I don't think I'm the caliber of man you used to dating."

Extreme Bathroom Avoidance [00:06:08]

• A guest revealed a lifelong aversion to using the bathroom in front of a partner, stemming from childhood without indoor plumbing.
• This guest avoids using the bathroom at a partner's house, even driving off the road to use the woods.
• They also refuse to use the bathroom on airplanes, opting to not eat for hours on long flights.

  "I can't go to number two at somebody's house. Oh, no."

The "Pooping Kit" [00:10:49]

• The guest with extreme bathroom phobias carries a "pooping kit" for public restrooms.
• This kit includes toilet seat covers, baby wipes, and Clorox wipes.
• The guest’s fear of a non-flushing toilet at a partner's house is a major source of anxiety.

  "I got a whole kit. No, no, no. I got a whole pooping kit. I take with me everywhere."

Avoiding Meals at a Partner's House [00:12:45]

• The guest with extreme bathroom phobias has not eaten at a woman's house in over 35 years.
• They are very particular about what they eat, avoiding fruits and high-fiber foods when traveling.
• This extreme caution extends to not sleeping over at a partner's house for over 33 years.

  "I don't think I've eaten at a woman's house in probably 35 years."

Bathroom Logistics and Dating [00:15:10]

• The conversation touches on the challenges of dating someone with strict bathroom protocols, especially regarding the number of bathrooms in a home.
• The guest with phobias would not date someone with only one bathroom, preferring at least a half-bathroom.
• Even with multiple bathrooms, the guest has specific rules about which one to use based on location.

  "Well, she only got one bathroom. You don't date girls with one bathroom?"